Twitter, yo!

I swear, having 10 days off of school is NO GOOD for me. I'm going freaking insane. Out of boredom, I made a twitter. Totally pointless, by the way. I mean, who gives a crap what I'm doing or not. Anyways, you should join too!

Search: JjadeXD on twitter, you fools. :P

~secondsfromdisaster.

On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Just thought I'd share this with ya. ;D

OHH! They're making a Mean Girls 2, by the way. Three of the actors in there are from Disneychannel. FAIL.

~secondsfromdisaster.
;D

Black Friday

NEVER AGAIN am I going shopping on Black Friday. First of all, who wants to wake up super early just to buy stuff? Like, okay, there's good deals and all, but is it really worth getting up super freaking early for? Not to mention, the lines. Half the time your waiting in line and there's annoying people behind you, or kids running around the store with bouncy balls, or angry psycho-mums picking fights with other angry psycho-mums. And then, the cashier people are just ridiculous, and they're machines break down and they don't how what the heck to do. But seriously. I'd rather just purchase the item for full price! But, I did get the Half-Blood Prince for only 13 dollars, so that was a good deal. ;D

And the stores this year decided to open even earlier. Toys R Us opened at 10 and Walmart opened at 12. I was at Walmart at 12, and it basically was a mad house. Everyone was sleep deprived and grumpy. And it's like people are 'on a mission.' It's kind of amusing to watch them speed walk through the stores. Of course, that's pointless because then they have to wait in line for a year or two.

I finally made it home at 5:30 this morning, and I headed straight to bed, only to wake up at 1 something or other. And now, I have a helluva headache and I'm freaking exhausted. So yeah, I'm defiantly NOT doing that again next year.

~secondsfromdisaster
:P

Tik Tok- The Hunger Games style! ;D

READ IT AND WEEP... tears of joy. ;D

Tik Tok- The Hunger Games style


Wake up in the morning next to my sister Prim
Fathers gone, died in the mines, I gotta live without him.
Today’s the Reaping, Prim’s names is called, I gotta take her place
And pretty soon all of Panem is gonna know my face

I’m talking this years the 74^th Games, Games
My clothes are engulfed in flames, flames
Everyone knows our names, names
To the Capitol here we go, go
Gonna meet President Snow, Snow
Getting ready to go start this show.

(chorus)
We’re in the Games, goin insane
Clove and Cato after me
Won’t give up, no matter what
Tryin’ to dodge the Capitol mutts
In the Games, gatherin’ fame
But the Capitol won’t stop, no

Ain’t got a care in the world, ‘cept for the boy with the bread
Gotta keep him safe from Careers so he won’t end up dead
And now his leg is cut up, he might have blood poisoning
Cato’s really gonna get it, we’re gonna win this thing

I’m talking tracker-jackers everywhere, where
Fireballs singed my hair, hair
These Games aren’t even fair, fair.
Eatin dried plumb and lamb stew, stew
Marvel just killed Rue, Rue
Marvel just killed Rue
Marvel just killed Rue.

We’re in the Games, goin insane
Clove and Cato after me
Won’t give up, no matter what
Tryin’ to dodge the Capitol mutts
In the Games, gatherin’ fame
But the Capitol won’t stop, no

I braid my hair
And grab my bow
Snow's stooped too low
Yeah, he has now　
Nightlock in my hand,
We’ve got it now
You hear that sound?
We're rebelling now

I braid my hair
And grab my bow
Snow's stooped too low
Yeah, he has now.

I raise my bow up
Raise my bow up
Raise my bow up

Now the Games won’t stop until we win.

We’re in the Games, goin insane
Clove and Cato after me
Won’t give up, no matter what
Tryin’ to dodge the Capitol mutts
In the Games, gatherin’ fame
But the Capitol won’t stop, no
We’re in the Games, goin insane
Clove and Cato after me
Won’t give up, no matter what
Tryin’ to dodge the Capitol mutts
In the Games, gatherin’ fame
But the Capitol won’t stop, no

This is the result of a girl and her sister who just had a birthday and are a bit sleep-deprived. ;D HOPE YOU ENJOY! Music tune or whatever belongs to Ke$ha. Characters/settings and what not belong to the author of the book, Suzanne Collins. Butttttt, I came up with everything else. I haven't looked at other parodies of this song, so any simillarities are coincidental. Also, if you use this anywhere else, make sure you credit me.

KTHANKSBYE.

~secondsfromdisaster

I can't be moved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS9o1FAszdk

GO LISTEN TO THIS SONG. LIKE, RIGHT NOW. OR YOU'LL DIE.

S'all I have to say for now.

kthanksbye!

~secondsfromdisaster
:DD

BIRTHDAY.

Today is a very important day. Why? Because it's my birthday, that's why! xD Anyways, I don't have school this week at all, because well, I'm not even sure why. So I'm at home, doing nothing, on my birthday. But, I already celebrated by watching the new Harry Potter movie yesterday. Oh, DOBBY. *sobs* Hah, anyways, I have a whole list of things to do, but I'm procrastinating on the computer. Sad. Today my to-do list consists of: Clean my room, practice piano (I have recital coming up soon!), finish reading the HP series and I have to write. I REALLY NEED TO WRITE. It's number one on my list, but like I said, I'm procrastinating. See, I fail.

OH WELL. I'm going to get on it, because everything I had to say in this blog just flew out of my head.

~secondsfromdisaster
;D

Fanggg. xD

FANG! :DD

Picture (c) by me, yo.

Haha, ya like that, do you?! xDD Well, I'm extremely bored. I have no idea why I added that picture ^^ to this blog. Hah. I'm just so dang bored. Anyhoo, that's Fang. From the Maximum Ride novels by James Patterson. Yes, those are wings! He's 2% avian, dontcha know? Bahh, this is kind of an old photo, when I was still trying to develop my style, so it's a little weird looking. I'm better at drawing now. I drew this while I was waiting for my piano lessons! So it took approximately 30-45 minutes. I'd say that's kinda good, considering I didn't use a reference or ANYTHING. That's straight from my mind, yo. I like it at least. Nobody said you had to! :P Anyways, a little bit about this guy; Fang is about 14 years old. Like I said, he's 2% avian (which is bird, for you guys who don't know what the word avian means). When he was a baby, he somehow ended up at this place called the School that tests on people, trying to make them better. Like, we'd all live a lot longer if we had some tortoise DNA in us. Or, we'd be able to breathe underwater if we had some fish DNA. Anyways, that's what happened to him, and 5 others--Max, Angel, Nudge, the Gasman and Iggy. Basically, Fang is an emo bird-kid. Well, personally, I wouldn't say emo. The author, James Patterson, always tries to play him off as emo, but he doesn't act like it. He doesn't go in his room, turn up the screamo/emo music and hurt himself. Nooooo. He just... I dunno, lives? Normally. Well, as normal as a kid with bird wings can. Anyways, he's awesome. Until the last book of the series (well, the last book that came out). Then, he's just stupid. Why? BECAUSE HE LEAVES. Him and Max (Max is a girl, by the way. Maximum Ride) had a 'thing' and he pulls an Eddy-C, thinks it'd be safer and better for Max if he leaves, and he just goes, only leaving behind a note. A freaking note! Not to mention, it's the cheesiest, stupid, most ridiculous note in the whole world. If somebody left me a note saying what Fang said in his, I'd roundhouse kick them in the face. It was... ugh! Infuriating. I'd post it, but you might vomit when you read it. Next time your at the bookstore, go pick up a copy of FANG by James Patterson, skip to the end and read the letter he wrote. It's so out of character it's not even funny. Like, oh yeah, Fangs the bad boy emo kid, whose quiet and can kill someone with a punch, but he goes and leaves a sappy letter. You know what, I'm going to post the cheesiest part, so you know what I'm talking about. Here it is, oh, and I do not own this. This excerpt belongs to (c) James Patterson, from the book FANG: A Maximum Ride novel:

"I love you. I love your smile, your snarl, your grin, your face when you're sleeping. I love your hair streaming out behind you as we fly, with the sunlight making it shine, if it doesn't have too much mud or blood in it. I love seeing your wings spreading out, white and brown and tan and speckled, and the tiny down feathers right at the top of your shoulders. I love your eyes, whether they're cold and calculating or suspicious or laughing and warm, like when your looking at me." (307)

Goodness! You might wanna clean that puke of your keyboard, huh? I mean, wow. Would you expect that from an emo bird kid, or freaking Romeo? Actually, Romeo is better than that. Romeo and Juliet is actually romantic. This? This looks like it should be on freaking Disneychannel!  First of all, need I remind you, Fang is only 14. No 14 year old loves like that, regardless if they have avian DNA in them or not. It's just not like, possible. Secondly, how romantic is that? "if it doesn't have too much mud or blood in it." Yeah, I'd find that offensive. It's so ridiculous it's not even funny. It's very frustrating.

But, he's still pretty awesome. I mean, in the first 5 books, he's great. He's funny and doesn't give a crap what anyone or anybody thinks. Well, except for Max. He's not one of those Eddy-C, Gary Sue characters that can do anything and are so romantic and everybody just looooves them. Well, never mind. I take that back. Basically everybody whose read MaxRide loves Fang. But it's not like your telling your boyfriend to act like Fang, like those twi-hearts out there. "Boyfriend, you need to start acting more like Edward Cullen, or else I'm breaking up with you!" Hah, well, you know what I mean. But he is one of those characters you can't help but like. Like Percy Jackson. Gotta love him. And Ron Weasley. Gotta love Ron Weasley. And Peeta Mellark! Actually, Peeta is in a whole different category of awesomeness. Not gonna lie. Peeta is just plain epic. But this is supposed to be a blog about Fang, not Peeta or Ron or Percy, so yeah. Whenever I write blogs like this, I feel like I have like, ADD or something (and I'm NOT dissing anybody with ADD. One of my good friends has ADD, so yeah). But I'll be talking about something, then quickly think about something else and have to write that down. This blog is mainly an organized version of my thoughts. I write what I'm thinking as I go, which is basically why they're jumbled all the time. And it's not like anybody reads this, so it's s'all good!

~secondsfromdisaster24